1400 -- the number of pages I printed out in documents and presentations yesterday
9 - 6 -- the hours of the day it took to produce these image heavy POSes on my generic HP color printer
4 -- the number of times I had to beg the people at Staples to bind them for me on 'rush' close to closing time
1 -- the number of times I thanked god I was showing a lot of cleave while at Staples
9 -- the time I finally left work
9:30 -- the time I realized I left my bus pass at work
9:30 -- the time i went OHHHHH SNAP in a crowded bus terminal in front of many, many other commuters (for 930, that's so bizarro)
2.25 -- the amount of change i was able to scrounge out of the bottom of my purse to get home
1 -- the number of times i found my pass while scrounging for my keys when at my front door
4 -- the number of hours of sleep i got last night
730 -- the time i got arrived into work this morning
9 -- the last time i ate something
8 -- towncar/limo trips that were booked by me at some point during the day
630 -- roundabouts the time i realized i was not going to get out at a semblance of ontimeattitude because of
4 -- potential cars that management could have left said presentations in when they realized they had done so
1 -- the number of limousine companies i fired
1 -- the number of new limousine companies i hired
90 -- the number of minutes it would take for the driver to return the presentations to the office
60 -- the number of minutes i waited for a messanger to arrive to take the presentations to the waldorf
20 -- the number of minutes that had elapsed from when the packaged was handed from the from door staff to the messanger without contacting me and letting me know it was gone
12 -- the number of text messages exchanged between myself and my friend stacy, trying to coordinate if i was coming over after work to help her move furniture yet
? -- the number of text messages it will still take to resolve this problem
8 -- the time the presentations arrived from the driver
8 -- the time i became so incoherent from low blood sugar i was shaking all over the place on the elevator ride down
2 -- the number of patties in a turkey burger i ordered for delivery
1 -- the number of ketchup packets they gave me
infinate -- my amount of sadness over lack of ketchup
24 -- the number of minutes past 9 it presently is
1 -- the number of motherfucking cars I am getting to take my ass home
3 -- the number of times the company credit card just got declined
1 -- big ol' sigh.
I am kicking butt at math today. I mean, Excel is doing all the work, but I understand it. Finally. I'm sure it's only for the moment, but it's the little things that matter to me.
What has been your favorite mistake?
Submitted by Runnergirl
not finishing college directly after high school. i got to do a ton of traveling and got to meet a lot of awesome people.
I can overhear a co-irker whispering my name to another co-irker. Neat!
if you go to my link page at yahoo geocities you will see that i have signed up for many free websites and blogs in the last ten years ...yep there all free and there all suported by adds or something and some of them have bin there for ten years ...and even though i have never made a cent or paid a cent ...if these servers last for even one hundred years ..i have created some form of imortality for myself in cyberspace ...like the valley of the kings or the great pirimids ...in fact in the next add suported 200 years there is a posibility that someone will dig up my free site network and do a documentary on me and twice the population of this entire plannet today will see me
and I met with the creative director of the magazine I shoot for. This month I get to do the fashion shoot and we're doing eyeglasses. I know, at first I was like, wait, I get to do fashion, but it's just eyeglasses? fuck? but shut up, at least it's something, and I intend to make it incredibly full of awesome. Don't underestimate and don't haterate. anyway, a week ago she was dead set on not using models, just using backgrounds or mannequins or whatever, but now we're doing models. so HA! take THAT!
and then it was very hard for me to make myself come back to work after lunch, because talking photo shoots with a creative is 1342q432x preferable to sitting in this steaming pile of corporate hippo shit. When is my kid going to be old enough and self-sufficient enough that I can do stupid shit again like quitting a job with nothing else lined up and just existing on a hope and a prayer? I wanna do THAT.
Saxophonist LeRoi Moore of Dave Matthews Band has died of complications from an ATV accident. He was 46.
Shame.
I liked his contribution to the band very much. I was a big fan of DMB back in college and a while after, and still enjoy many of their songs. Crash is one of my most favorite albums in my collection, especially considering I stopped collecting CDs in the late 90's after mp3s took off and I finally eluded the BMG collection goons once and for all. (Nobody here knows me, got it?)
I mean, I didn't sit barefoot in wet grass smoking doobs and mouth-kissing my dog at concerts or anything, I just liked Dave's music.
Anyway, he was a talented guy. They all are. Shame.
What T.V. series are you looking forward to starting back up in the fall?
um, duh....
What is your favorite style of food? Bonus: Share a recipe that compliments that style.
I love Thai food!
So much to say.
But really not that much.
Ben J., Lillian G., Emily Jo, and I went to the beach on Monday and it was so nice!
WHY did we wait all this time to go to the beach until the day before Lillian left NYC? Jeez.
My back's all red, but it's not too painful. Just slightly uncomfortable. And I feel like I have bugs crawling all over me.
About 4-5 years ago I used to dread going to sleep because I'd toss and turn and think too much. And so I just couldn't sleep. But then I got over that.
Well, not anymore. It's back. And I can't stand it.
Maybe it's because I don't get really drunk by myself before bed anymore.
(Getting really drunk before bed makes you want to go to bed.)
More stuff happened this weekend, but I'll tell you tomorrow or something.
xo
c
P.S.
I was shown this video when I woke up this morning:
It's cute and you'll like it.
Especially if you like zombies.
You can enjoy this even if you're deaf.
